Breaking News: Turtle has snapped

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Last night a person driving alone was found perished on the highway and we have just figured out that the mysterious cause of death was a snapping turtle! Professer from hayvord college Mikel Jhemas has said "these dang turtles are causing the death rate of solo humans is increasing by 3% as we speek!"

Snapping Turtles in action

The snapping turtles are very dangerous. They can break into your cars , attack humans, eat metal and conduct fire breathing. If we;re are not careful thy turtles might overthrow the government and take over the world.To prevent that from happening some things you can do to protect yourself are;
  1. Stay inside and only leave if you very much need to
  2. Never travel alone
  3. Lock all doors and windows
  4. If you are bitten by a turtle turn yourself into the government