Funny Sport Quotes

Hopefully these quotes will make your day and give you a chuckle or a full-on laugh. They will be mixed.

"If I had a boyfriend that told me to choose inbetween him or softball,' he's going to be missing me!" -Unknown
"I wish love was like softball. When you call 'mine,' everyone backs off." -Unknown.
"A baseball game is a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." -Earl Wilson.
"I may not know Karate, but I know how to use a baseball bat!" -Unknown.
"Baseball was made for kids. Then grown-ups only screw it up." -Bob Lemon
"Statistics are like bikinis.. They show a lot, but not everything." -Lou Piniella
"They didn't get angry because I took my shirt off and got booked, they saw my physique and got jealous." -Mari