Alastor 2p

Drawing of Alastor 2p

Alastor 2p is a version of Alastor meant to be the opposite of him; he is concidered the 'Blueberry' Alastor. He’s presumably the first ‘p’ Alastor, since he is two. He is one of the only characters I can find au origins for. He is from the Hazbin Hotel 2p au, “2p” standing for reverse personality, and color scheme. Meaning the Hazbin Hotel 2p au is an au where all characters in the Hazbin Hotel au have a completely different personality and color scheme. For example, the au of 2p is about Charlie trying to make a hotel to turn angels into sinners instead of trying to make a hotel to rehabilitate sinners. His monocle also has a tear shape on it which makes him 10x cooler automaticly.


What is Alastor 2p Like?

2p being treated like trash (my fav image of him)

Alastor 2p is usually depicted as very depressed, and shown to be crying a lot. He also tends to think very low of himself, and wants to be used by others (can be sexual, doesn't have to be). Despite this, he is also known to be hypersexual, and has sort of swapped roles with Angel Dust who has internalized homophobia in this au.

These aspects can also change based on if he's in the 2p au, or just simply taking Alastor's place in Habin Hotel: If 2p is in an au that takes place outside of the 2p timeline, and actually takes place in hell he is often more of a sex demon, and is shown to act more in a creepy way, rather than being affectionate, and soft.

Alt 2p Alastor

We are still not done, however because there is an alternate version of 2p with a darker color scheme, there is no seprate name for this fucker, but I'll describe him to you.

This version of Alastor isn't very popular, but he's still pretty cool. He tends to do more dark things such as murder, but he's still a nicer person than Alastor, and seems to be confused or remorceful of his wrongdoings. He is not only not sexualized, but whitewashed less too.


2p's Relationships

Okay, so now we know a bit about this doormatt, what are his relationships with other characters? (This doesn't include Derolism topics, that would be at "Derol" which is after this paragraph)

Image sheet of 2p Angel, and some 2p Radiodust

-2p Angel Dust-
since the ship 'Radiodust' (Alastor and Angeldust) is so popular, natuarly there would be a 2p version too. Since Alastor 2p is the more romantic one in this au, he's very clingy, and tends to annoy 2p Angel Dust who seems unintrested in Alastors advances. There is some... 'intresting' fanart of this.

Alastor and Alastor 2p

-OG Alastor-
Since self-shipping is very common among Tumblr Sexymen, so of course 2p was shipped with Alastor! Most art works of them are sexualizing 2p, but they can also be shipped for them being oppisite from each other which works really good in online shipping. It also fits in with other selfcest ships.

-2p Charlie-
I don't have much to say on this one, they aren't usually shipped (though they can, Charlie and Alastor is a popular ship) together, but they are drawn interacting somtimes for comedy since Charlie is evil, and catty in this au.

Alastor 3p with 2p

-3p Alastor-
3p Alastor is the green Alastor, and is sometimes shipped with 2p as well. From what I can see from the fanart of them, they seem to be shipped because of the calm x scared dynamic, which you can also see from what the character 3p is usually shipped with; 4p Alastor (Also, theres like one post about 3p x 2p x 6p but that isn't very common and theres no just 2p x 6p shipping so yeah).


Derol (Our 2p)

Our god, Derol

This is the section where I write the words of our lord, and saviour known as Derol. Or you know, how they're dating, n' stuff.

The Story of Please Help Him

Alastor 2p (he/rain/it), who goes by Two, who’s real name is actually Please Help Him whose full name is actually Please Help Him No Seriously Oh God; is a man, (and enby) who was born somewhere in the early 1900’s, he was abused by his mother for most of his life, and had trouble making friends, causing him to be hypersexual as an adult, despite being asexual.

As an adult, rain spent most of his life using the money from its job as a radio host to help charities, and spent most of his living life in soup kitchens, feeding the homeless. However, due to how horribly he was treated as a child, and his crippling depression, he felt worthless, and sorrowful. He ended up hanging himself, but because he was such a good person, he still went to heaven.

Rain ended up getting a position as an angel in Heaven's high government pretty fast; due to it being such a caring person. His job was to be one of the many judges in this government that judge your sins, and see if you're a good person (it’s why it says I see your sins) to see if you should go to heaven, or hell. Two always felr bad because he commited the sin of killing himself

During Two’s time in this position, he was able to find that he is not only attracted to all genders as long as it knows them well enough (polyromantic, demiromantic), but that he is raingender, and a demiboy as well.

Then, one day a creature by the name of Derol was administered to Heaven’s court for his crimes against time, humanity, and nature. Derol was also brought there for being the son, and the creature made to enact the horrible plans of Bill Cipher after Bill got beaten by two children and two old men.

Two became infatuated with this creature, and did all he could to prevent Derol from being punished. Because for some reason, despite Two’s good heart, he always loved morally questionable men.

Because of the court case, and because rain realized how screwed up it was that rain felt bad for killing rainself, it decided to check out the hotel owned by God’s daughter, Charlie made to rebel against Heaven’s rules, though also secretly made to turn angels into sinners, and send them to hell.

After the court case, Derol and Two started dating, and Derol spent his days finally having a purpose: To make sure Two can have the best wedding. Derol started a business killing people's families, and getting support through souls, and gave Two the best wedding ever.
They've been happy since

Two's gay labels (acording to me)


Pronouns: (he/rain/it)

Gender: Demiboy, raingender.

Sexuality: Polyromantic, demiromantic, autosexual.


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