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This is the NEW AND IMPROVED!!! offical website of Derol, the biggest one. It is for all your Derol needs, you're welcome. I know, I'm great.
Derol is an amazing (almost) all powerful being who was made out of the worship from the Aztec, his worshippers love, and Bill Cipher I think.
Derol is not only really talented at murder, but really good at controlling his emotions. Derol has the most intense, intresting, most thought provoking life story ever known to the entire multiverse.
Derol's biology is very diffrent from the avarage person, this page should help one understand better!
I know it seems surprising that this deserves a whole paragraph, but it really does! Darol's blood is really intresting!
You see, Derol's blood is made of more copper than of iron, and hemoglobin (a protien that makes your blood red, and carries oxegen)
This means that Derol has really storng bones, and also blood that is green nowadays, it used to be orange because thats how copper works n' stuff.
Darol is able to fight very well due to being able to outsmart his enemies. Darol also is good at putting people in a false sense of security by playing the game Hangman with them.
Darol is a god his father is a god and his mother is mortal, but he is made out of the worlds devotion. This is the reason why Darol is unable to catch diseases, or die of old age however, he can die of being murdered... n' stuff
Darol's stong bones give him a stable figure, Darol also has ages of expirence (he's been alive since 33 AC) with weapons, so he knows how to defend and fight for himself.
Due to time anomolies, despite Darol being born in 2030, Darol has been alive since 30 BC. His birthday is in April 3rd 30 BC. This means he is able to travel through the multiverse at will.
Okay so Derol has a separate hole outside of pooping which has the organs to fill a uterus with an egg into a man. Derol has got a lot of men pregnant (Sammy Lawrence)
Derol was created out of the worship of the Aztec, and the love for creation, technically coming to fruition in 2030, but being sent to April 3rd 33 AC, the day Jesus was crusified. (or a few days before? Idk man, depends who you ask)
Due to Darol's time malfuntion, he is able to travel through the multiverse at will, when he figured this out at the ripe age of 18, he went around exploring new places and learning new things as well as outrunning the time police.
Okay, so about the time police thing. A lot of universes in the multiverse have a time police, and most are out to stop Derol due to Derol being a time anomaly, and for being created to destroy the world (and multiverse). Derol, however, doesn't deal with any problems involving this until later
Darol gets arrested for his time crimes, and murder by angels. This socitey of angels brings Darol to court where he met his husband Please Help Him, who's full name is Please Help Him No Seriously Oh God. Though he goes by Two.
Two helped Darol get through the court case, as they were both madly in love with each other, and thats when Darol decided he would dedicate his life to Two. Darol decided that he had traveled the world enough and was ready to settle down with Please Help Him. They helped each other cope with their childhood trauma, and Darol began killing people's family's in order to make money for Darol, and Two's wedding. They later would have a child named Tearol 'Tea' Oh God
Also, Gmail marked Darol as spam two times so Gmail doesn't like Derol either.
Derol often questions his life purpose, and spent a lot of his formitive years messing around and committing crimes.
With the help of his Husband, and his beautiful child, Darol learned how to control his emotions. It's just- a shame he doesn't use it to stop himself from murding people's families.