Lydia's Top Princess Bride Quotes In No Particular Order
I have watched The Princess Bride more times than is probably normal or healthy so you could say I'm a bit of an expert. :p Here are the objectively best quotes from the movie.
"Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky." -Miracle Max
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -Inigo Montoya
"Inconceivable!" -Vizzini
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." -Inigo Montoya
"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us together, today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wuv, true wuv, will follow you forever, so tweasure your wuv." -The Impressive Clergyman
"Is this a kissing book?" -Grandson
"Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line!" -Vizzini
"As you wish." -Westley
"You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!" -Vizzini
"Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up." -Inigo Montoya
"Turns out your friend here is only mostly dead. Mostly dead is still slightly alive." -Miracle Max
"Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped." -Prince Humperdinck