Welcome to WierdPigs.com. Here you will be able to buy weird pigs for free! Also you get to keep the change,isn't that great!? Anyway, do you see that list of pigs below? You don't!!? Oh right, you have to keep reading to see that. Anyway those are the types of weird pigs we have to offer here at WeirdPigs.com. Now, before you keep reading you should know that I (the author) am a bit of a Effervescent flibbergibbet who loves to articulate with grandiloquent magniloquence and discombobulate people. I am also a prevaricator who only uses onomatopoeia and is rambunctious due to acculturation. Now back to the subject before I tell you that I'm a pusillanimous harlequinade who likes tintinnabulation and has a tendancy to digress and deviate. Oops, I just did, I'm such a veracious flibbertigibbet! I can't believe-[Crash!] wait, what was that? Hello? [Crack! Smash! Thud!] What the? Who are- [Please insert the sounds of someone screaming as they are activly being dragged out of a room]
[Some one clearing their throat] Hello, I am here to say:
BUY WEIRD PIGS NOW!!!!
(Instructions on how to actulally do that are below the list of pigs).
About the creator ( The author/narrator who was actively dragged out of a room during recording for being a pretentious flibbertigibbet )
My name is Keaten, but thats: Lord Keaten, royal Apparent and imperial advisor in the imperial and royal courts, heir and regent to King Asher and Emperor jude, old king-emperor and ruler of the old Empire, to you! Link to other names like this and stuff to make your selfone for only $999999.99 Anyway, I am a bit of a Effervescent flibbertigibbet who loves to articulate with grandiloquent magniloquence and discombobulate people. I am also a prevaricator who only uses onomatopoeia and is rambunctious due to acculturation. Now back to the subject before I tell you that I'm a pusillanimous harlequinade who likes tintinnabulation and has a tendancy to digress and deviate.
In the past I have been accused of being mendacious and while there may be a diminutive, infinitesimal, minute ,microscopic, minuscule, and measly bit of truth in those accusations, a diminutive, infinitesimal, minute, microscopic, minuscule, and measly, bit of truth, mind you. Anyway, while there may be a small amount of truthfulness in those caliginous accusations, I have also been accused of being contumacious, using a pseudonym, tergiversation, psychotomimetic,being an impedimenta, being a Connecticutian and/or Connecticutter, being counterrevolutionary, deinstitutionalization, boondoggle, transcendentalism, paleoanthropology, psychophysiology,being intractable, being garrulous (which I am), physiology, being countercyclical and countervailing, dodecaphonism,obfuscation, being too lucid, being pervicacious, being rococo, bloviating, being pithy, circumlocution, diminutivness,being reprehensible, honorificabilitudinitatibus,and sesquipedalianism. And although I won't comment on the validity of these claims, I will tell you that the confluence of people who made them are sycophantic prognosticators.
