Cake!

Cake is good.

(I hope y'all know that.)

Do you like cake? Well, boy, do I have the recipe for you! But, this ain't some of them regular cakes! This be: DA NOODLE CAKE!!

You will need:

• 1 lb. pasta
• 4 eggs
• 1 tbsp. butter
• Oil (vegetable oil works best)

To make:

1. Boil water and put in noodles until soft. While waiting, whisk eggs.
2. Get a(nother) pot and put on stove. When noodles reach desired texture, pour 1/2 cup oil into pot, and put in butter until brown. Pour in noodles.
3. Pour 1/2 eggs. Spread evenly (eggs help noodles stick together.)
4. Cook for 10 minutes or until crispy. Flip.
5. Pour rest of eggs (again, spread evenly.)
6. Very carefully, put cake onto plate. A few stray noodles are okay.
7. Add some vegetables to make things more colorful.
8. Serve.