Shedoid Quothems

"Bazinga"

Bazinga is a phrase that means you are in great pain and are in need of extreme assitance. If you say bazinga or someone around you says Bazinga then you need to call an ambulance immediately. Sheldon is constantly in great pain.

"Hard as this may be to believe, it’s possible that I’m not boyfriend material."

This is a self deprecating quote sheldon uses on himself. This is clearly self-deprecation because he is clearly a ladies man. He has a wife named amy schumer or "Almond" if you will. He cares very deeply about almond and tries to eat her with his trail mix. "She is not good with trail mix" he said after biting into her face by accident. She ended up with a major scar across her face 2 weeks later after hospital recovery and is forever traumatized by this horrific series of events "I'm NOT trailmix sheldon!" Almond said ferociuosly. Lesson learned never tango with the sheldoid man

"Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And, as it always has, rock crushes scissors."

He murdered his whole family with a pair of scissors. Nothing else to write here, he just is a psycopath lol xd

"Knock, knock, knock, Penny! Knock, knock, knock, Penny! Knock, knock, knock, Penny!"

OPEN THE BAZINGING FRICK UP PENNY IM WATCHING YOU, YOU BETTER LET ME IN I DONT GIVE A CRAP IF IT'S 3:09 AM I WANT YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR SO I CAN COME IN AND PLAY GAMES ON MY ALIENWARE 15 LAPTOP!!!!

"I don't need sleep, I need answers!"

He needs answers to all of life's questions. Give them to him or server your sentence. You will be tried for being a bad if you don't give sheldoid the answers he requires to become morgan freeman's worthy apprentice