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SCIENTIFIC JARGON

It is not a shy being. If you come close, it will poke out its snout, not timidly, but awkwardly. It is socially inept but it is not introverted. Generally approachable, but you may feel regret, both old and new regret.

Known to be found in:

  • Office cubicles
  • School science fairs
  • Television static
  • Dried up canals
  • Superstores
  • Anywhere cold, corporate, and soulless;
  • Bookshelves.

Precautions to take:

If you personally seek Scientific Jargon for friendship or otherwise, please, be mindful, for it is quite arrogant, and lacking of self awareness.

  • Your head may implode, bring ear muffs.
  • Bring a thesaurus, or a dictionary, to understand the way it speaks.
  • Bring a compass, in case you get lost in other worlds.
  • Bring a fly swatter, in case you find that it is trying to enter a debate with you. (It tends to get quite passionate about its beliefs.)
  • Bring extra chess pieces, in case you both run out.
  • Bring lots of time, for it tends to waste quite a lot of it.

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