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TEASPOON CURTSY (VINTAGE)

Flits about like a fancy gaggle of cheeky birds, its head swings back and forth in a dandy little dance, it's not rude nor is it kind, the golden rule pooling in its every step. It's sensitive, if you remove the screws. It invites you to its spring ball, bring a costume. It invites itself into your house, and if you decline it will leave forever, fickle being, please, don't make it go. If you let it stay it might bring you gift baskets of gramophones, bows, and Victorian peaches. Its face shifts everytime you blink and it speaks in train whistles and old vinyl records so do be polite, as you would to any other plague doctor. Have a picnic in the green British countryside.

Known to be found in:

  • Museums
  • Italy
  • Coffee stores
  • 19th century novels
  • History
  • Alleys
  • Window sills
  • Kitchens
  • Orphanages
  • Wineries
  • Neptune

Precautions to take:

If you personally and/or actively seek Teaspoon Curtsy (Vintage) (it likes to denote such things, it likes to denote); do come prepared, for it has quite the high standards.

  • Bring bandages, so you can cover the blood that leaks from the screws in its head.
  • Bring a basket, to carry its belongings (it is a lady); and to carry the gifts it gives.
  • Bring apple seeds, to fuel its pipe dream of starting an apple orchard.
  • Bring a bottle of perfume, to provide as a gift in return, but to also cover up the smell of metal and plague.
  • Bring a poodle skirt and other Victorian fashions, as to match with its own.
  • Bring dancing shoes, it expects you to dance.
  • Bring a book of knock knock jokes, for it expects to be humored.
  • Bring your home address, as it would like to invite itself to your home.
  • Bring a crowbar, in case it becomes too much of a burden.

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