Filthy Frank is probably the most toxic raccoon we have. He could eat nuclear waste if you wanted him to. While many people don't think this is a good quality to have in a household pet, this makes Frank a good method of waste disposal. Exterminators, chemists and physicists love Frank! For anyone apprehensive to the idea of having a walking hazardous material disposal in their house, our guarantee specifically states that he is obedient, loving, and rabies-free (we cannot, however, deny the existance of other diseases in this raccoon).