Price: $479.99

Abilities: Horrible stench, makes people immediately regurgitate on sight

Classification: Mystical, Unorthodox

It's a giant toenail shaved off from a legendary Hinox cyclops. The thing is incredibly thick and made entirely of nail proteins. Aside from the awful stench, it's actually rather majestic.

It could probably be used as a good shin guard considering its size and thickness. That is, if you dont regurgitate while putting it on.